Human Beings From Outer Space

In Hell Happy With Your New Imaginary Friend...💫

Human Beings From Outer Space
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mayhem-is-hand-wash-only:

the-odin-son:

patternofdefiance:

tumbledore-:

spankzilla85:

timelady-of-221b:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

budacub:

dividebysix:

thedeathecchi:

I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO

SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER.

SUSAN stop dancing. This is serious.

HEY SUSAN I’M GOING TO GET SOME LUNCH YOU WANT ANYTHING?
SUSAN?
SUSAN STOP SCREAMING PLEASE

SUSAN MY COMPUTER CRASHED. I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP.

SUSAN I FEEL WE NEED TO HAVE A DISCUSSION ABOUT YOUR RECENT TARDINESS IS EVERYTHING GOING OK AT HOME HOW IS RICHARD.

SUSAN THE PRINTER IS DOING THE BEEPING THING AGAIN HOW DO I GET IT TO STOP?

SUSAN HELP THERE IS A HUMAN IN MY OFFICEWHAT DO I DO

SUSAN I ASKED FOR DECAF COFFEE CAN’T YOU FOLLOW SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS

SUSAN HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO THROW YOUR PAPERS IN THE RECYCLING NOT THE TRASH. YOU EITHER HELP THE EARTH OR YOU GO EXTINCT, TRUST ME ON THIS.. 
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inspectah-deck:

game recognize game
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"Self-forgiveness is essential to self-healing."
Ruth Carter Stapleton (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
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Been working out lately n lost 5 lbs, kinda proud of meself lol so here’s some shirtless pics